Canine Schematics

Chief, German Shepherd: schematic diagram with sentry ears, radar dishes, a sheep-tracking array and a 238 psi gauge (approx. 1 angry stapler), stamped Good boy (mostly), approved for cuddles.

An engineering drawing of your dog, honestly labelled.

Free to preview · framed A3 £69

Framed prints by 12 December for Christmas.

Framed A3 £69 · unframed £39 · digital file £24. Free to preview. UK delivery 5 to 7 working days.

Upload one photo. About a minute later you get the drawing: sentry ears, radar dishes and top speed in zoomies mode marked, with their name across the top. Then we print it on 200gsm paper and frame it.

Drawings on file

Two sheets on file so far, each drawn from a single photo with its own labels from the library. Six more breeds are on the drawing board, labels already chosen.

  • Mabel, Jack Russell Terrier: schematic diagram with a doorbell detector, scent sweepers, a bark output of 105 dB and pounce springs, stamped Good girl (mostly), approved for cuddles.
    FIG. 2 · MABEL, JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
  • Chief, German Shepherd, a second sheet: sentry ears, a whistle receiver, a threat assessment unit and snow shoes, top speed 30 to 32 mph in zoomies mode.
    FIG. 3 · CHIEF, GERMAN SHEPHERD
  • FIG. 4 · DACHSHUNDLow-clearance chassis, extended wheelbase, burrow-seeking nose. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 5 · GOLDEN RETRIEVERFetch return mechanism, coffee-table sweeper, soft-mouth gripper. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 6 · FRENCH BULLDOGBat-ear receivers, snore generator, compact nose module. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 7 · BORDER COLLIESheep-tracking array, herding stare, walk clock. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 8 · COCKAPOOCurly ear muffs, boop button, hurdle spring. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 9 · STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIERTorque block, vermin jaw, lap module. Drawing to follow.

See every sheet

The print

Chief’s sheet in a black frame with a white mount.
Sample photographs coming. Until then, this is the drawing in a drawn frame.
Framed A3
£69
297 × 420 mm giclée on 200gsm archival matt, white mount, 20 mm black or oak frame, acrylic glazing, hanging fixings.
Unframed A3
£39
Same paper, posted flat in a board-backed envelope.
Digital file
£24
300 DPI PNG and PDF, A3 and A4, emailed within a minute of paying.
Full spec bundle
£79
Framed A3, the digital file, and an A5 build certificate card.

How a drawing is made

  1. (1)

    Upload one photo.

    Head and body visible, facing the camera or three-quarter on, in daylight if you have it. Phone photos are fine; that is what Chief was drawn from.

  2. (2)

    Check the drawing.

    In about a minute you see the finished figure with its labels. Not right? One free redraw, no questions.

  3. (3)

    Choose the print.

    Framed in black or oak with a mount, unframed on 200gsm paper, or the file. Printed in the UK and posted in 5 to 7 working days.

Notes

Canine Schematics is made in Warwickshire by Reeve Technologies Ltd. The drawing is made with AI from your photo. Before you see it, every word on it is read back and checked against the labels we chose, so they are spelled right. If a print arrives damaged we reprint it. Photos are deleted 90 days after your order.

Order framed prints by 12 December for Christmas delivery; digital files until 23 December.

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