Canine Schematics

Drawings on file

Each figure is drawn from one photo; the labels come from a library of 150 written by people, never by the drawing machine.

  • Mabel, Jack Russell Terrier: schematic diagram with a doorbell detector, scent sweepers, a bark output of 105 dB and pounce springs, stamped Good girl (mostly), approved for cuddles.
    FIG. 2 · MABEL, JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
  • Chief, German Shepherd, a second sheet: sentry ears, a whistle receiver, a threat assessment unit and snow shoes, top speed 30 to 32 mph in zoomies mode.
    FIG. 3 · CHIEF, GERMAN SHEPHERD
  • FIG. 4 · DACHSHUNDLow-clearance chassis, extended wheelbase, burrow-seeking nose. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 5 · GOLDEN RETRIEVERFetch return mechanism, coffee-table sweeper, soft-mouth gripper. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 6 · FRENCH BULLDOGBat-ear receivers, snore generator, compact nose module. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 7 · BORDER COLLIESheep-tracking array, herding stare, walk clock. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 8 · COCKAPOOCurly ear muffs, boop button, hurdle spring. Drawing to follow.
  • FIG. 9 · STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIERTorque block, vermin jaw, lap module. Drawing to follow.

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